The Dragon in the Cellar

There’s a dragon!

There’s a dragon in the cellar!

Yeah, we’ve got a cellar-dweller.

There’s a dragon in the cellar.

He’s a cleanliness fanatic,

Takes his trousers and his jacket

To the dragon in the attic

Who puts powder by the packet

In a pre-set automatic
With a rattle and a racket

That’s disturbing and dramatic.

There’s a dragon!

There’s a dragon in the cellar

With a flame that’s red ‘n yeller.

There’s a dragon in the cellar ...